Fantasy Football 2024: Funny League Names to Entertain Your Friends
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The NFL preseason is over, final roster cuts are due on Tuesday, and the 2024 regular season will kick off next Thursday. The time for fantasy football has officially arrived.
Fantasy enthusiasts already in season-long leagues will likely conduct drafts in the coming days. For those who aren't in established leagues, there's still time to start one. And for many longtime managers, becoming a league commissioner is an inevitable step in their fantasy evolution.
Gathering friends, family and/or co-workers to create a start-up league can be a thankless job, but it can also be fun, satisfying and the best way to guarantee the perfect roster and scoring formats.
Now is the perfect time to take the plunge, fire up your favorite fantasy site, do your best Roger Goodell impression and run the show. Here, you'll find some useful tips for starting a league and some naming suggestions for that finishing touch.
General Tips for New Commissioners
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While this is going to be your league, new commissioners must remember that the league isn't all about you. The commissioner's biggest responsibility is to ensure that everything—from the draft to the trade market—is both fair and fun for everyone.
Therefore, it's important to establish a sense of togetherness. Holding a meeting with managers ahead of the draft is a great first step. Managers should have some input on the roster parameters and the scoring format. If you'll be playing for a prize or to avoid a late-place punishment, everyone should have some input there as well.
Forcing a manager into playing for stakes with which they are uncomfortable is a surefire way to lose participants in-season—and no commissioner wants that.
If your group is local, gathering everyone for a league dinner or a night out can be a perfect way to kick off the fantasy season—and, hey, in-person drafts are still a thing. If that isn't possible, a quick video conference or group chat can be a fine alternative.
Once rules, roster guidelines and scoring are agreed upon, it's time to come up with that perfect league name. Making this a group effort can further establish a sense of togetherness that will keep managers coming back in future seasons.
Most experienced managers will be familiar with team-naming guidelines—take a player name like Tyreek Hill, mix it with a common phrase or popular reference and deliver a name like "King of the Hill" or "Tyreek of Victory."
The same process can apply to league names, only you'll be working with something other than player names. If you're taking a crowd-sourced approach, finding a common threat between managers is a great starting point.
A work league might favor "The Office" or "The Tush Paper Push," while a family league might go with something like "Schwartz and 10." For a friend group that enjoys sci-fi or fantasy, a name like "The Avengers" or "Darkside Linebackers" might work.
The important thing is, whenever possible, to make sure everyone feels invested in their new league.
Film, Music and Pop Culture
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If your league members don't share a common thread or have simply left the naming responsibilities up to you, it's best to utilize a reference that everyone can easily recognize and understand.
Turning to the world of film, television, music and pop culture is a great idea—just as it is for team names. The trick is to avoid references that are too niche or dated. Plenty of folks enjoy Monty Python and the Holy Grail, for example, but "The Knights Who Say 'TD'" might not land with everyone.
Of course, if you know that many of your managers are Monty Python fans, feel free to run with it.
Here are a few suggestions based on the world of media and pop culture:
The Avengers
All Eyez on Us
The Dirty Dozen
Game of End Zones
Clash of the Tight Ends
Dreadpool
Weeknd Warriors
Fall Guys
Any Given Sunday (or Thursday or Monday)
A League of Our Own
Dark Side of the Farce
Cloudy with a Chance of Footballs
Sunday Night Fever
Offside Out
The Swarm
Strictly Business
Whose (Goal)Line is It Anyway?
League Size and Format Suggestions
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Commissioners who want to keep things a little more basic can simply highlight the league size or scoring format of their start-up league. While this might not be the most creative approach, it's guaranteed to yield a name that is easily understood.
Managers in a 10-team league won't have to think too hard to figure out why they're playing in "The Perfect Ten."
Here are a few suggestions based on league sizes and scoring options:
12 Angry Managers
Big 10
Big 12
Pac-12, er, 2
Hateful Eight
First (Place)-and-11
14 Managers Down
8-Mile High
Positively PPR
PPR Pros
Superflex Able
Superflex on 'Em
Keepers and Sleepers
A Standard Affair
Dynasty Warriors
Playing for Keepers
Other Suggestions
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Look, pretty much any name is better than "League #26451," so if all else fails, simply turn to the NFL landscape for inspiration. Pretty much anything fantasy- or football-related will work, and managers will recognize common terms or player names.
Commissioners might not want to lean on rookies or under-the-radar veterans, but fantasy stars like Joe Burrow, Patrick Mahomes, Dak Prescott and Ja'Marr Chase are easily recognizable.
Here are a few general suggestions to consider:
Burrow-Ken Dreams
Me and Mahomes
Dak in the Saddle
Ja'Marr Wars
From A to Zeke
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Baker's Dozen
There Can Be Only Saquon
Halas Hall
Purple Reign
Who (Are) Dey?
Fantasy Island
Spreadsheet All-Stars
No Fun League
Greatest Show on Paper
Race to Avoid Last Place